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Andrew was born in London, UK, raised in Toronto, Canada, and cavorted in Ohtawara, Japan for three years. He is married, has a son, a cat named Freddy and a dog named Shaggy (after the dudes in Scooby-Doo). He has over 35,000 comic books and a plethora of pioneer aviation-related tobacco and sports cards and likes to build LEGO dioramas. Along with writing for a monthly industrial magazine, he also writes comic books and hates writing in the 3rd person. He also hates having to write this crap that no one will ever read. He also writes an aviation blog: Pioneers Of Aviation ( https://av8rblog.wordpress.com/ ) - a cool blog on early fliers. He also wants to do more writing - for money, though. Help him out so he can stop talking in the 3rd person.

Thursday, May 17, 2018

I Hate Summer

Do you know what I hate?

I hate summer!

Sure I love the sunshine and the green grass and being able to wear shorts.

But what I hate about summer is my cat.

I love my cat, but I hate my cat in the summer when I wear shorts.

Fred, my cat loves to jump up on me and fall asleep on my lap... all 20 pounds of him. The problem is, when he jumps off, he extends his damn claws, and snicker-snack, I'm scratched up.

The worst is when he tries to jump directly onto my lap... and doesn't quite make it... so he extends his claws to try and climb his way onto my lap.


I hate my cat in the summer, and as such...

You know what I hate? I hate my cat in the summer when I wear shorts.
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