People Who Cut You Off And Are Angry At You

Have you ever been driving your car, watching where you are going, when all of a sudden someone cuts in front of  - with or without signaling, and maybe they hit their brakes and maybe they don't - but regardless, when they cut in front they were a little too close for comfort... so you hit the car horn.

HONKKKkkkkkkk!

That's like a warning for the verbal expression: "C'mon you jacka$$!"

And instead of a friendly wave to say "Whoops, I'm an idiot!", you instead get: THE FINGER. The bird! The flip-off! The old Read Between The Lines!... whatever you want to call it, you were cut off plus you got told to go eff yourself.

For all of us who have ever been cut off and received an angry retort to your tootle, let me offer up a controlled response to those quote/unquote people:

I hope you get an exotic but virulent brand of herpes that flares up just when you don't want it to.

You know what I hate?

I hate people who cut you off and are angry at you.